Mac.

I’m so excited for college because I’ll be able to leave my towels on the flow and not unfold my socks without repercussions!

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

See that, I gave it a name. Now it’s a thing.

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

captainswaan:

KILLIAN BELIEVES IN EMMA SOOOOO MUCH IT FUCKING KILLS ME 

THIS IS HOW YOU OTP. BYE

I don’t know what that is, but sure!
Killian answering Emma’s “Wanna go home and see what’s on Netflix?” (via killianindisneyland)